The makers of Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans take on the vampire genre, particularly The Twilight Saga. Vampires Suck is an upcoming vampire spoof comedy film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer It stars Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter and Chris Riggi. After Friedberg and Seltzer watched a cow who was constipated for three days have explosive diarrhea all over an unsuspecting farmer, they got the idea to make this movie. Belch. Fart. Piss. Something that was funny last year, but is now old hat. An overly hairy body. Homosexuals. Massive amounts of *beep* splattering an unsuspecting character (and the audience). Large breasts on an incredibly ugly chick. Self-mutilation (by the viewer, not someone in the film). A break dance scene. Random appearances from random characters. This is repeated for 70 minutes. Credits.

Isabella Swan was a normal teenage girl, in a normal world. Until she met Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. Since then she has been up against a Sadistic Vampire, The Volturi and an angry werewolf, Paul. But what lies ahead is something only Edwards brother, Jasper Hale, can help the Cullens with. A Newborn Vampire Army created by a Revenge ridden Victoria for what Edward did to her mate, James. Mate for Mate as Victoria sees it. But what she doesnt know is the Cullens have a secret on their side. With Graduation coming fast, Bella gets more and more worried about becoming immortal and the fight. But the real question is: Who will she choose?

Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob - knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob nowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.

Plot: As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.

As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.

As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.

As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.