Jamie Morgans life has always been blighted by the large, heart-shaped birthmark on his face. He lives in an urban world dominated by a terrifying gang culture, whose random violence has convinced Jamie that the world is meaningless and ugly. But then Jamie meets someone who tells him the truth. The violence is not random. Its far from chaotic. There is a reason for everything. Once Jamie accepts this the world reveals itself as a thing of great beauty. And thats when his real nightmare starts...

A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous s by her chauvinistic correspondent to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.

Plot: A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.

A romantically challenged morning show producer is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.

The makers of Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans take on the vampire genre, particularly The Twilight Saga. Vampires Suck is an upcoming vampire spoof comedy film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer It stars Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter and Chris Riggi. After Friedberg and Seltzer watched a cow who was constipated for three days have explosive diarrhea all over an unsuspecting farmer, they got the idea to make this movie. Belch. Fart. Piss. Something that was funny last year, but is now old hat. An overly hairy body. Homosexuals. Massive amounts of *beep* splattering an unsuspecting character (and the audience). Large breasts on an incredibly ugly chick. Self-mutilation (by the viewer, not someone in the film). A break dance scene. Random appearances from random characters. This is repeated for 70 minutes. Credits.

After the death of a close friend, Cindy Campbell enters a house which is believed to be haunted. Cindy is still recovering from a terrible past and hoping to start again. Living next door to her is recently divorced Tom Ryan, who Cindy feels could be whats missing from her life. But things start getting ugly again, when aliens appear on Earth and start destroying humanity. The little Japanese Ghost Boy gives Cindy information on how to stop the aliens. She must travel with her friend Brenda Meeks to a village where civilization is very different.

Nada, a down-on-his-luck construction worker, discovers a pair of special sunglasses. Wearing them, he is able to see the world as it really is: people being bombarded by media and government with messages like Stay Asleep, No Imagination, Submit to Authority. Even scarier is that he is able to see that some usually normal-looking people are in fact ugly aliens in charge of the massive campaign to keep humans subdued.

A black uniformed policeman is recruited by a devious drug enforcement agent to infiltrate a smuggling organization seeking to expand into designer drugs. This ugly side of the war on drugs explores the context of race, identity and hypocrisy within a brutal and alienating investigation.

At John Hughes High School, the students are the same as just about every other teenager in a teen movie. The popular jock, Jake, takes a bet from Austin, the cocky blonde guy, that he can transform Janey, the pretty ugly girl, into the prom queen before the prom. But two people are trying to stop Jake from succeeding: his evil sister, Catherine, the cruelest girl in school, and Priscilla, the bitchy cheerleader. And all of their friends are the same as any other teen movie: Areola, the naked foreign exchange student, Les, the beautiful weirdo, Malik, the token black guy, the desperate virgins, Amanda Becker, the perfect girl, Ricky, Janey's obsessed best friend, and Sadie, the VERY old undercover reporter.

Scott Hastings is a champion caliber ballroom dancer, but much to the chagrin of the Australian ballroom dance community, Scott believes in dancing his own steps. Fran is a beginning dancer and a bit of an ugly duckly who has the audacity to ask to be Scotts partner after his unorthodox style causes his regular partner to dance out of his life. Together, these two misfits try to win the Australian Pan Pacific Championships and show the Ballroom Confederation that they are wrong when they say, there are no new steps!